Friday, September 10, 2010

Aisam - you rock! (an open letter to the Paki tennis wonder)

Dear Aisam,
 
Thank you for bringing smiles on the faces of all of us back home. We cheered you from the very moment you stepped on the court, and jumped with joy at each point you made. Your loss did not make us sad, because you put up a great fight and were graceful in defeat. We are proud of you - maybe more than we were when our team won the cricket world cup. You made it this far on your own and unlike our cricketers, have always made Pakistan proud!

In this time of disaster and shame you've given us a reason to smile and feel good about being a Pakistani. 

We'll be praying and rooting for you tomorrow also! 

God Bless and good luck!

Photograph: Google Images

Trivia on Fitzgerald

Stephen King's 'On Writing - A Memoir of the Craft' is a most interesting read. Stephen talks about his early days and his struggle with drugs, especially alcohol. Two other famous twentieth century writers who were substance-abusers include Hemingway and Fitzgerald (writer of the month). King writes of his justification for drinking in his book.

'I also employed the world famous Hemingway Defense. Although never clearly articulated ( it would not be manly to do so), the Hemingway Defense goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work?'.

Fitzgerald was an alcoholic since his college days and his drinking became heavy as the years went by. Alcohol left him in poor health and subsequently resulted in his death. 

Thursday, September 9, 2010

George's Marvellous Medicine

Dahl writes amazing stories for children which come to life with the illustrations of Quentin Blake. Sometimes I wonder what came first, Dahl's story or Blake's illustration!

I've read George's Marvellous Medicine a number of times and each time I discover something new. Dahl's characters are very strong and each one contributes and, at times, steers the story through his/her personality. The children in his stories are not rebellious, mischievous or disobedient. They just want to make sense of the world and are puzzled by the attitude of adults towards them. They are sensitive and inquisitive, just like all children, and through their experiments (like in the case of George), they want to make things right.

George is a good kid who has a grumpy Grandma. Now, we might not be able to relate immediately with George because most of us have nice grandmothers who spoil us and bring us toys. But George's Grandma was not nice to him at all.  "She spent all day and every day sitting in her chair by the window, and she was always complaining, grousing, grouching, grumbling, griping about something or other. Never once, even on her best days, had she smiled at George and said, 'Well, how are you this morning, George?". 

Dahl draws such an evil character sketch of the grandmother that the reader has no sympathy for her. The grandmother is symbolic of any mean adult you might have come across as a child; a strict aunt who always complained about your shoes being dirty when you went to her house or a grumpy old uncle who would keep asking you about your grades at school or maybe your principal who would always find something wrong with your uniform and give you a dressing down during the assembly. 

So George decides to make a medicine which would, somehow, do something to Grandma. What that something was, he couldn't put his finger on. Being a child, his imagination knew no end and he set to work on a new medicine for his evil grandmother. The medicine itself is a piece of art. It includes almost anything and everything that George can find in the house; Golden Gloss hair shampoo, toothpaste, scarlet nail varnish, Dishworth's Famous dandruff Cure, liquid paraffin, Waxwell floor polish, flea powder for dogs, brown shoe polish, curry powder, mustard powder, extra hot chilli sauce, animal medicine, engine oil, anti-freeze, and dark brown gloss paint. Whew! 

What does the medicine do to Grandma? On taking just a spoonful, she jumps off the sofa and remains hanging in mid-air for a while. Then smoke bellows out of her ears and nose, and it seems she's on fire! Once George douses her with water, she starts growing and she grows so tall, she comes right out of the roof of the house!  The medicine does bring a change in Grandma physically, but otherwise, she is more or less the same; grumpy, and grouchy. So how does the medicine really fix Grandma? Well, that you must read and find out for yourself! [Her greed, impatience and jealousy makes her take a lethal dose of the wrong medicine (even though George tries to stop her) and puff!].

Two other characters in the book are George's parents, Mr & Mrs. Kranky. Mr. Kranky is a pretty ordinary guy. Again, through this character, Dahl shows a greedy side of adults. On discovery of the wonder that George's medicine can do, his father wants George to feed it to all the animals in the farm so they grow big and tall as Grandma. Then he wants George to make lots more of the medicine which they could sell all over the world and thus, become rich. As adults always do, Mr. Kranky hides his ulterior motive from George behind the mask of 'helping and feeding the world'. If you read between the lines, you can see what a shallow character Mr. Kranky is. 

So next time you're grumpy to a a kid, beware! He/she might just give you a 'marvellous medicine' when you fall ill! And then, puff!

What is the one item you would add to the marvellous medicine and who would you give it to? Do tell.  

Photographs: Google Images
 

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Author/s of the Month!

This is an ambitious month as far as books are concerned. September is the birth month of two amazing writers; Roald Dahl and F. Scott Fitzgerald.

No writers could be more different than these two. Dahl has a spectrum of books ranging from the very ‘scrumdiddlyumptious’ children books to the very absurd and decadent adult stories. Fitzgerald is known to most of you as the writer of The Great Gatsby. Even though I have read a number of his books, I don’t have the same affection for him, as a reader, as I hold for Dahl. But since he, like Dahl, is the author of the month, I shall give him some close attention.

I have selected some interesting books from both authors. Reviews of the books will be coming periodically throughout this month. Read along, if you like these authors also, and share your views. Here is the ‘beanbag booklist’ for this month:

Roald Dahl; George’s Marvellous Medicine (there had to be a children’s book!), BOY (an autobiography of Dahl), and Over to You (collection of adult short stories)

F.Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby (obviously!), and This Side of Paradise.

Let’s celebrate Dahl and Fitzgerald this month!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Ramazan- Eat, Sleep, Pray...Buy!

The countdown has begun as Muslims all over the world enter the last round of fasts. This month has been pretty steep for us in Pakistan; a shocking plane crash, terrible floods, sectarian & targeted killing and of course, the cricket betting scandal. This Ramazan has been one big test for us as a nation and whether we have cleared it, or not, is still a question mark.

Ramazan is the one month when all of us, all over the country, share (more or less) the same routine (not that this similarity of schedules unites us or anything, unfortunately!) and the same (almost) buying habits.

Think about it. You get up for sehri and have something to eat, which can range from anything from a cereal and toast to naan and nihari. The next time you eat is in the evening, just like everyone you know, and the menu comprises of a lot of snacks which are, maybe, followed by dinner. As you get into the habit of fasting, you seek variety and decide to check out your favourite restaurant for iftari or maybe meet up with friends a little late for a cup of coffee (socializing without food is so boring!).

Now, let’s put brands into this picture. Everything you do all day involves brands and even though you only eat twice a day during this one month, you end up spending more money on groceries than you do otherwise. We tend to become more vulnerable during Ramazan; physically, emotionally and spiritually.

Brands make use of all the weaknesses of consumers to their advantage. Over the past few years, most brands have realized that targeting the emotions and spiritual side of consumers equals more sales. It all started, once upon a time, with Olper’s Ramazan ad campaign. This one ad changed the way people viewed advertisements. The ad generated immense buzz and along with the Ramazan special packaging and the mobile vans (which were a new concept then), Olper’s scored a big hit with its consumers. Milk, though consumed at both sehri and iftar, was a product consumers never associated with Ramzan. But Olper’s changed that view with their positioning (As baba Al-Reis has said, ‘positioning is not what you do to the product but what you do to the mind of the prospect’) and since its launch, every year consumers eagerly await the Olper’s Ramazan campaign.

The funny thing is that Rooh-Afza, a brand which everyone associates with Ramazan, never really associated itself with the holy month. A brand which we ignore all year round suddenly becomes an absolute essential at iftar! And yet, the brand has never done any strong activity to promote this association. On the other hand, Coca Cola is actively promoting itself with Ramazan and trying to make a place for itself on the table at iftar. Instead of going through the basic price cut route (like Pepsi; as if Rs. 5/- will make Pepsi desirable!), they’ve gone through the emotional route which gels in well with their overall campaign, ‘Open happiness’.

A category which keeps a low profile during Ramazan, yet is consumed greedily (by some of us) at sehri and iftar, is tea! Tea brands have not really focused on creating an emotional bond with consumers during Ramazan, a major reason being the negligible increase in tea consumption. Most of the tea we consume is during working hours and if we minus the three (or more) cups we drink during the day, we’re only left with two. And some light tea drinkers minus tea from their menu completely since there are so many other beverages that must be consumed also.  

But the one item on the grocery list which actually doubles in consumption, what with all those fried goodies at iftar, is cooking oil. For cooking oil brands, Ramazan is very important. They often plan consumer promotions a little before Ramazan, introduce price cuts and make sure their availability is 100%. This year,Mezan stood out strongly with their celebrity endorsement campaign featuring Aamir Liaquat and special Ramazan packaging. Dalda, and their positioning of ‘Mamta’ (motherhood), blends in perfectly with Ramazan and it also comes out very strongly in their Ramazan campaign.The one thing that almost all oil brands do is offer consumer promotions which include either a price discount or a free packet of chat masala with the oil. Chat masala, like Rooh-Afza, is a very Ramazan specific product. The sales of chat masala are very sluggish throughout the year and unless the sales team gets rid of the bulk of the product during Ramazan, they have a difficult task ahead for the rest of the year to dispose it off.

Other brands have jumped on the band wagon also. It seems that everyone wants a piece from the emotional and spiritual consumer pie. Telecom companies have a bundle of offers; special call rates between sehri and iftar, prayer alerts, special religious wall papers, hadith and Quranic verses through sms – you name it, they have it for you. I receive the most sms from Mobilink everyday trying to convince me to have a more fulfilling Ramazan by subscribing to one of their ‘offers’. If only they knew how much I hate their brand (and still own it! I’m not tearing my hair out this time. Why should I lose my hair over Mobilink!). Others, like Unilever, try and reach out to their consumer via an indirect route. This Ramazan, as I discovered on spending a certain amount at Park Towers, you are entitled to a gift bag which contains numerous Unilever goodies. You feel good about getting some free stuff, they make you sample their products and in most cases, grab you as a customer. End result: you feel the giant multinational cares for you during this holy month!

The brands which top the list when it comes to exploiting consumer vulnerability during Ramazan are our television channels. Every other channel has a special sehri and iftar transmission which are, more or less, the same. Everyone wants to attain the status that Aamir Liaquat had achieved these past few years during Ramazan. In fact, Aamir Liaquat was like Rooh-Afza; forgotten the year round and re-surfacing in Ramazan (this year, with the change of channel, he seems to have lost his earlier emotional appeal). In Ramazan our television channels offer a similar mixed bag of software; cooking shows, religious programs featuring scholars, and programs featuring actors, singers, and hosts trying to sound religious. No wonder people spend more time praying, there’s not much to distract them on television!

Having said all that, what does Ramazan mean to us? Do we consider it as a month which provides us an opportunity to spend some quality time with God? Or do we just take it like any other month of working and socializing, with a slight change in schedule? Have we equated Ramazan with consumerism along with its other attributes? It seems that we are more concerned about what we eat at iftar, how many iftar parties we go to, the various restaurants which we check out for iftar, the clothes & accessories we buy for Eid and how to make up lost sleep. We seem to have forgotten, especially if we look at the current situation of our country, the big picture of Ramazan. It is a month of practicing patience and being compassionate but as Pakistanis, we seem to have removed these two words from our dictionary and thus, from Ramazan.

Sleep, eat, pray and buy in Ramazan but also give, forgive, count your blessings and spend time with loved ones. Make most of these last few days of Ramazan – who knows what life has in store for us next year.

Photographs: Google Images

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just one minute?

Mobilink has tried its hand at comparative advertising through its latest Jazz campaign featuring Mani and Azfar. Trying to use the humor approach, they have introduced a new package, Jazz Bemisaal Ramazan offer, which competes directly with Ufone 'Minute per Minute' offer.

The Ufone 'Minute per Minute' offer is simple. For every one minute you talk from your Ufone number to a Ufone number, the next minute will be free. To activate the service you dial a particular code but you can enjoy this offer for a limited time only.


And what is the Jazz offer? Well, after every one minute, you'll get one hour free. The catch? Unlike Ufone, which is offering this service on all its packages (except the Uth package), Jazz is offering this ONLY on its Octane package. Never heard of this package? That's why Jazz gave this 'bemisaal' promotion on it; hardly anyone owns this package!


The celebrity endorsement of Mani and Azfar doesn't do any wonders for the brand. Firstly both these stars have lost the appeal they had earlier (during the 'Sub Set Hai' days) and secondly, they aren't funny anymore. Thirdly, as compared to the Ufone ad, the execution of the Jazz ad sucks. The only consolation is that  at least its been shot on home turf, unlike the other Jazz Ramazan ads on air these days (which are awful, to say the least).

Why am I still a Jazz user?!? (tearing my hair out!!!)

Images: www.ufone.com, www.mobilinkgsm.com

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Gifted

Gifted, a book by Nikita Lalawani, provides a scary perspective to just how obsessed parents can become with their child’s grades and how being a genius is not all that cool.

All parents get after their children to study and get good grades. But what would you do, as a parent, if your child turns out to be a math prodigy? What if someone, a teacher perhaps, tells you that your child is a genius when he/she is just five years old? What will you do?

Gifted tells a story of a middle class Indian couple, settled in Cardiff, who are parents of a math prodigy. Mahesh and Shreene Vasi are the parents of Rumika, a genius at math. The discovery of their daughter’s talent turns their life into one difficult mathematical equation.

Math becomes the central of the Vasi house hold. Rumika follows strict routines and timetables. Her father keeps her hungry for long intervals because he feels that hunger helps the mind to concentrate. She is not allowed to watch television, hang out with friends, play games or read fiction books. So even though Rumika likes number crunching, all these measures and controls make her confused and frustrated which leads to rebellion.

What follows is a wonderful story of three people trying to make sense of the world. There is Mahesh, who still harbours anger over partition and it seems he wants to settle a score with the English through his daughter’s gift. Shreene, who arrives in Cardiff with Mahesh as a newlywed Indian bride, feels alienated from her husband and daughter. She pines for her home, her family and above all, her customs. And finally, Rumika, for whom her gift becomes a curse which not only destroys her own life but that of everyone around her.

This story is not just about a child prodigy but is a potpourri of various issues; racial discrimination, family values and upbringing, teenage rebellion, religion, discipline, generation gap, and life in a foreign country.  Lalwani has made really strong characters and as a reader, I found myself empathizing with Mahesh, Shreene and Rumika at different points. The end was tragic and sort of open-ended, leaving me to draw my own conclusions.

Three things I loved about this book; strong characters, simple prose and a good story. And that is what matters at the end, a good story. Read the book before the film comes out.

Photograph: Google Images